quickhits:

Filed under “Things that are real — but shouldn’t be.”

I don’t even… are you fucking kidding me?

jamellebouie:

The best endorsement of this election cycle.

smoot-it-and-boot-it:

GUYS. HOLY SHIT. LAWRENCE O’DONNELL TALKED ABOUT THE THIRD PARTY DEBATE AND ECHOED OUR ARGUMENTS! WOW. AMAZING.

(He did make that Nader point though, so I guess he was compromising)

BUT STILL… OH MY GOD.

Sorry, Obama, but Dr. Stein is getting my vote. 

Grand Moff Mitt: You would prefer another target, an entitlement target? Then name the entitlement program! I grow tired of asking this so it will be the last time: *Where* is the money to balance the budget?

Leia Obama: …Medicare. It’s in Medicare.

Grand Moff Mitt: There. You see, Lord Norquist, she can be reasonable. Continue with the operation; you may cut when ready.

Leia Obama: WHAT?!?!

Grand Moff Mitt: You’re far too trusting. Medicare is too popular to make an effective demonstration - but don’t worry; we will deal with your moocher 47 percenter friends soon enough.

(Shamelessly ganked from a FARK.com thread.)

thedailywhat:

Presidential Debate Drinking Game of the Day: Politics is messy business. With the first presidential debate tonight at 6 p.m., there’s no better way to celebrate this mess than by getting incredibly drunk. HAVE IT, CANDIDATES.

[clotureclub]

Doing this.

seriouslyamerica:

Jon Stewart KILLED this segment. Best episode I’ve seen in a while.

Buy this.

Have it shipped to:

Kansas Secretary of State
Memorial Hall, 1st Floor
120 SW 10th Avenue
Topeka, KS 66612-1594

Hat tip to Farker Rabbitgod for the idea.

Smirker-in-chief. 

But remember… BARRY is the problem.

(Source: eddietg)

fishingboatproceeds:

Click the damn link.